People do not like to lose money on stocks. Sometimes a stock goes down, and people who own it sell it to avoid losing more money, so it goes down more. This behavior is to some extent predictable, so there are circumstances in which you might think “if this stock goes below $50, it will probably keep going down to $45.” You might think that as a pure matter of investor psychology: “If the stock goes below $50, a lot of people who bought it at $50 will have losses and panic and hit the ‘sell’ button, driving it down more.”
You might have a slightly different theory. Because people do not like to lose money on stocks, and are not monitoring their stocks constantly, they might use stop-loss orders, where they tell their broker “if this stock goes below $50, sell it immediately.” Intuitively, people who do this are more likely to use round numbers like $50 than, like, “if this stock goes below $51.37, sell it,” so there is some clustering of stop-loss orders; there are more of them at some numbers than at others. And so if you are trying to predict market behavior, you might think “if this stock goes below $50, a lot of people will automatically sell it, and it will go down to $45.” None of this is investing or technical-analysis advice, but a certainamount Digital World Acquisition Corp. (DWAC), the SPAC set to merge with Trump Media & Technology Group (owner of Truth Social), adjourned its shareholder meeting multiple times in early September 2022 to solicit more votes for a one-year extension of its merger deadline from September 8, 2023, to September 8, 2024, as it had failed to secure the required 65% approval and risked liquidation otherwise. DWAC CEO Patrick Orlando noted strong support from those who had voted but cited high voter turnout and logistical issues, like adding phone lines, as reasons for the adjournments, with the latest rescheduled for November 3, 2022. Backers had already loaned $2.875 million to extend the deadline unilaterally by three months to December 8, 2022, amid regulatory delays hindering the deal. [read] of “stop hunting” probably goes on in financial markets: If you know or suspect that a lot of people have stop-loss orders to sell if a stock falls to $50, you might try to short the stock until it hits $50, expecting to trigger the stops and buy it back at $45.
In a sense, the previous two paragraphs express the same idea: They both say “people have irrational biases that make them anchor on round numbers and fear losses, so if the stock falls to $50 there will be further irrational selling driving it down to $45.” The difference is the mechanism: In the first paragraph, the stock hits $50 and then people decide to sell; in the second paragraph, people plan ahead to sellif the stock hits $50, and automate that selling. But the second paragraph feels more real, more predictable: “I know there are stop orders to sell at $50, so if the stock falls below $50 it will keep going down” has a bit more science to it than “I think people will panic at $50 and sell more.”
This point might generalize. Like:
Everything that happens in financial markets reflects, in some way, investor psychology. If you have a good aggregate sense of how investors think about stuff, and stuff happens, then you can predict whether asset prices will go up or down. But this is very hard and somewhat fuzzy, and if you said “I have perfect insight into how investors think so give me money to start a hedge fund,” people might not believe you. (If you have empirical insight into some narrower behavioral point — “Indian retail investors buy way more options than underlying shares,” say — then that might be a useful strategy.)
Some things that happen in financial markets — some small but notable subset of the things in the previous paragraph— reflect automated or rule-based investor psychology. Investors think “if X happens I should do Y,” and they set up an automated process to do Y if X happens, and if you have a good aggregate sense of what processes they have automated and how, you can predict whether asset prices will go up or down. This is not easy, necessarily, but it feels like more of an exact science than simply predicting investor psychology, and you probably can do it at a hedge fund. “When new stocks are added to the index, index funds mechanically sell the old stocks and buy the new ones”: That is a quasi-automation of investor desires, and predicting it is definitely a hedge fund strategy. “When a bond goes from a BBB- rating to BB+, investment-grade bond funds have to sell it, and its price falls more than is justified by fundamentals”: That again is a story about investor psychology (people like to own safe bonds) that has been turned into a mechanical rule (investment-grade funds have to own bonds with investment-grade ratings).
The examples in the previous paragraph — index rebalancing, fallen-angel bonds — are about institutional investors, because institutional investors are, you know, institutions. They have rules and procedures and mandates and regulation; they behave predictably. Retail investors just do what they want. They sometimes act predictably, but they tend not to automate their predictable behavior, aside from the occasional stop-loss order. There are probably other exceptions. Automated inflows into retirement savings on the 1st and 15th of the month, stuff like that. You might think “retail investors tend to buy the dip, so if the stock market is down more than 2% near the close today, I should buy some stock to profit from tomorrow’s retail dip-buying,” and you might be right. But the retail buyers might all change their minds or forget; their dip-buying is just a descriptive matter of psychology. It’s not like they have all set up automated rules-based systems to buy the dip.
Last week the Wall Street Journal had a story with the headline “Buying the Dip? This AI Agent Will Do It for You Public, a privately held brokerage firm, is launching an AI agent feature that automates investing strategies and executes trades for customers, such as buying the dip, purchasing protective puts if oil prices spike to hedge stock losses, or sweeping cash into higher-yielding bonds. These agents can also implement rules like 20% stop-loss orders to limit losses by automatically selling securities. The rollout builds on existing AI capabilities in tasks like travel booking or software debugging, positioning AI as a potential stockbroker tool, according to a Wall Street Journal article by Hannah Erin Lang dated March 31, 2026. [read]”:
Public, a privately held brokerage firm, is rolling out a feature allowing customers to use AI to automate their investing tactics and execute trades.
AI agents could be deployed to buy protective puts should oil spike, hedging against potential stock losses, and automatically sweep customers’ cash into higher-yielding assets, like bonds. Account holders could also use the agents to add a 20% stop-loss order on their trades, limiting potential losses by automatically selling a security when it drops to a certain price, Public co-Chief Executive Jannick Malling said. ...
Public users start by typing in a strategy or investment thesis, then refine its parameters with a series of follow-up questions, including which accounts the agent will trade from, which assets to buy or sell and whether the trade will be one-time or recurring.
Once the parameters are set, the tool offers a workflow for traders to edit, review and approve before the agent goes live.
Here’s Public’s web page describing the agents, with sample prompts like “Whenever SPY drops 3% or more in a single trading day, invest $10,000 at the next market open” and “If the market volatility index (VIX) hits $25, buy a put option on the S&P 500 to hedge my portfolio.”
I don’t know. That’s cool? Probably:
Most retail investors will not end up using artificial intelligence agents to automate their investing tactics; and
The ones that do will automate lots of idiosyncratic investing tactics that tend to cancel each other out, so it’s not like they’ll all automatically do the same things.
Still, we have talked a fewtimes before about the possibilities for AI to coordinate retail behavior. If retail investors tend to get investment ideas from AI chatbots, I have written, those chatbots might tend to send all the retail investors to the same ideas, so the stocks favored by the chatbots will go up. Similarly, here, if retail investing becomes increasingly agentic, the agents might tend to automate stereotypical retail behaviors. These days, the most stereotypical retail behavior probably is buying the dip, It didn’t used to be! Not that long ago, I could write: “It is well known that one of the best services a retail broker can provide is not answering the phones during a crash,” because stereotypically retail investors panicked and sold during crashes. Not anymore. and maybe that is the first one that will be automated. And then if the S&P 500 drops 2% or more in a trading session, every hedge fund will buy at the close, knowing that there’s billions of dollars of agentic retail demand coming the next morning.
Crypto influencer and entrepreneur Anthony Pompliano[’s] ... company ProCap Financial is launching a new business focused on AI-generated research reports for individual investors.
The plan is to have a fleet of AI agents scanning the markets, analyzing trends and drafting reports with titles like “3 Stocks That Win From Both Tariff Refunds and the Iran Oil Shock,” according to an example shared with The Wall Street Journal. ...
The agents are capable of generating hundreds of reports a day, Pompliano added—but the company will start by circulating just a few daily to avoid flooding investors’ inboxes.
Reports distributed by the service, called ProCap Insights, will cover single-name stocks, thematic trends and macro analyses and won’t offer any specific “buy” or “sell” recommendations, according to the company. A ProCap Insights annual subscription will cost investors $2,500 a year.
Pompliano, who is ProCap Financial’s chief executive, said that AI-generated research notes are quicker and cheaper to produce than those assembled by a team of analysts at, say, a major investment bank. His company built ProCap Insights over the course of two weeks, he added. He said it cost only a couple thousand dollars and there was just one employee overseeing the project.
So they spent a couple thousand dollars to build a system that automatically generates reports with no effort, and they’re charging $2,500 for those reports?
Satoshi?
At the New York Times, John Carreyrou more or less claims to have identified Satoshi NakamotoNo New York Times article titled "claims to have identified Satoshi Nakamoto" from April 8, 2026, appears in search results; instead, recent coverage focuses on a lawsuit by crypto lawyer James Murphy alleging US government knowledge of Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto's identity. Murphy filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit on April 7, 2026, against the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), claiming a high-ranking DHS special agent, Rana Saoud, stated at the 2019 Offshore Alert Conference that DHS agents interviewed Nakamoto in California before 2019. The suit seeks related documents, amid ongoing speculation about suspects like Hal Finney, Adam Back, Craig Wright, and Peter Todd—all of whom have denied involvement or had claims refuted, including a recent HBO documentary naming Todd, which he rejected. Nakamoto's identity remains unknown, with their Bitcoin holdings now valued at around $85 billion. [read], the pseudonymous inventor of Bitcoin, as Adam Back, a British cryptographer and Bitcoin guy. The evidence — word choices on listservs, taste in cryptography, posting about Bitcoin, etc. — is not quite conclusive; Back has denied being Satoshi, and my Bloomberg colleague Joe Weisenthal is not convinced.
But I appreciated another aspect of Carreyrou’s evidence. I joke a lot around here about claims that investment analysts use “tone and body language” in executive meetings to make investing decisions; the investment analysts are not CIA interrogators. But I suppose it’s possible that investigative journalists are in fact good at using that sort of evidence, and Carreyrou seems to rely on it. He was put on Back’s trail at the beginning of the story, and more-or-less confirmed in his suspicions at the end, by Back’s body language:
[In a documentary Carreyrou watched,] Adam Back, a British cryptographer and leading figure in the Bitcoin movement, sat on a park bench in Riga, Latvia, his shirt untucked under a brown coat. The filmmaker casually rattled off the names of several Satoshi suspects. At the mention of his own name, Mr. Back tensed up, strenuously denied he was Satoshi and asked that the conversation be kept off the record.
Having encountered my share of liars and developed something of an expertise in their tells, Mr. Back’s demeanor — his shifty eyes, his awkward chuckle, the jerky movement of his left hand — struck me as fishy.
And at the end:
Over the next two hours, I presented my evidence piece by piece. In his soft British lilt, Mr. Back insisted he wasn’t Satoshi and chalked it all up to a series of coincidences. But at times, his body language told a different story. His face reddened and he shifted uncomfortably in his seat when confronted with things that were harder to explain away.
It’s the $5 wrench attack of Satoshi Nakamoto identification: The best way to prove that someone is Satoshi is to go up to him and say “are you Satoshi” and see if he starts looking shifty.
Anyway, in his day job, Back is now the chief executive officer of Bitcoin Standard Treasury Company, a digital asset treasury company planning to go public by merger with a special-purpose acquisition company, of course. I once wrote about the rise of digital asset treasury companies around the world:
What would Satoshi Nakamoto think? What a strange vision of crypto this is. In the future, in every country, you will be able to go to your locally regulated stockbroker and pay a premium of 100% or more to buy shares of stock of a trusted local company, denominated in the local currency, that will hold Bitcoin for you. If you want to transfer your Bitcoin across national borders you can … I don’t know, sell the stock on the exchange through your broker, do a foreign exchange transaction to convert rupees into dirham, find a stockbroker in the target country, open an account, pass know-your-customer checks, fund the account with local currency and then buy stock in that country’s local Bitcoin company (at a 100% or more premium). Seems like it might be easier to buy Bitcoin? But what do I know.
Maybe now we know what Satoshi Nakamoto would think!
One more point. Carreyrou writes:
As chief executive of the merged company, Mr. Back was required under U.S. securities law to disclose any information that was material to its investors. A secret stash of 1.1 million coins that could crash the Bitcoin market if it were suddenly sold, for example, would probably be considered material.
Everything, I often say around here, is securities fraud. It would be satisfying if being Satoshi Nakamoto is also securities fraud.
“In a crisis all correlations go to 1”
Elsewhere in hedge fund trades, Bloomberg’s Justina Lee reports Hedge funds' booming options trade suffered its worst month in a decade amid March 2026 market volatility driven by the Iran war, leading to sharp drawdowns across strategies like fundamental long/short equity, with Asia-focused funds down 7.3%, Europe down 6.3%, and U.S. funds down 4.3%. Goldman Sachs reported this as the worst monthly performance since January 2022, with equally weighted long/short returns down 3.96% and median returns down 4.77%, exacerbated by hedge funds selling global equities at the fastest pace in 13 years; technology, media, and telecom sectors dropped 7.8% in the month. Year-to-date through March 31, Asia long/short funds were up 6.5%, while Europe and U.S. were down 1.8% and 2.4%, respectively, following a strong 2025. [read]:
The dispersion trade, which buys options on individual US stocks while selling those on the broader index, suffered a 4.9% loss last month, the steepest since 2011 in backtested data, an index from JPMorgan Chase & Co. shows. Bank swaps tied to the approach fell 2.6%, according to Premialab, which aggregates industry data.
The losses lay bare the strategy’s vulnerability to such a major geopolitical event. As the conflict in Iran escalated, investors rushed to hedge at the index level, driving implied volatility on the S&P 500 sharply higher. At the same time, individual stocks began moving in lockstep — collapsing precisely the divergence between single-name and benchmark volatility that the dispersion trade is designed to harvest.
“The recent events had macro consequences on oil, commodities, inflation, rates, rather than micro impacts at the single-stock level,” Luca Valitutti, managing director for exotics and hybrids trading at Citigroup Inc., wrote in an email. “Correlation between single stocks has spiked.”
We talked about this at the beginning of last month. The dispersion trade is, classically, a bet on stereotypical behavior by investors: They like to buy index options to hedge broad market risk, and they like to sell single-stock options for income. Therefore index options trade at a premium and single-stock options trade at a discount, and you can manufacture index options out of single-stock options to capture that spread. Lee: “While implementation varies, dispersion is based on the idea that because investors like to buy index hedges, there’s typically a premium on protection at the benchmark level compared to the stock level. At the same time, the contrasting swings of individual names can offset each other, meaning gauges can stay calm even as their members move around.”
But it is also a fundamental bet on correlation. If individual stocks are volatile but uncorrelated, then their volatility will cancel each other out: Some stocks will go up 2%, some will go down 1.5%, and the overall stock index will go up 0.5%. Index volatility will be lower than single-stock volatility, and a strategy of buying single-stock options and selling index options will make a lot of money. Because options are more valuable with higher volatility. If individual stocks all move together, then they’ll all go up 2% today and down 1.5% tomorrow, the overall index will go up 2% today and down 1.5% tomorrow, index volatility will be high and you’ll lose money on the dispersion trade. Because the index options you sold are priced at, effectively, some assumed correlation that is less than 1; if the correlation goes up then the index options will be worth a lot more than you sold them for.
As we discussed last month, a reasonable fundamental story in February was something like “the rise of artificial intelligence is going to create huge winners and huge losers, so there will be a lot of dispersion among stocks.” And February was a great month for the dispersion trade. And then a reasonable fundamental story in March was something like “oh man are you watching this Iran war?” The war has similar effects on all of the stocks, so correlation has gone up.
Auditing
There are various sophisticated forms of accounting fraud, where you can exploit nuances of accounting rules and blind spots of auditors to inflate your company’s assets or revenues. But there is also the simplest form of accounting fraud, where you have 1,000 widgets in inventory and just write down that you have 10,000. That is not especially difficult for your auditors to spot: They can just go to your widget warehouse and count the widgets. But that’s easy for me to say, here, typing on my computer. If you are the auditor sent out to the widget warehouse, “just count 10,000 widgets” might not sound that easy.. Here is a Wall Street Journal story about auditors praying for AI to replace them:
Accounting firms and their clients are increasingly using artificial intelligence and drones to do work long handled by humans. But so far, there’s been no technological solution to what is often the dirtiest part of an audit: counting inventory. That means the messy, bizarre field trips remain a rite of passage for young professionals in an otherwise deskbound field. ...
Auditors are often tasked with traveling to the middle of nowhere and tallying up a large amount of unusual things, from chickens and pigs to quarry rocks, corn, traffic lights and telephone poles. They complain about ending up covered in manure or dust, or shivering in a freezer.
The large accounting firms typically rely on junior auditors to do much of the dirty work. The trips provide an opportunity to learn more about clients. But in the moment, they stink. Gen Z auditors share horror stories on social media. “I just counted thousands and thousands of nuts and bolts. What did you do today??” one posted on TikTok. A Reddit user said they were sent to count rocks in below-freezing weather, including a pile in a snake-infested quarry.
We used to talk all the time about the idea that “the blockchain” would prevent fraud, guarantee the provenance of goods, etc., and I was always skeptical: Really good computer technology can prevent all sorts of computer-based fraud and manipulation, but there is always going to be some nexus between the computers and the physical world, and you can’t count on the computer to monitor that nexus. Eventually I suppose AI will get good enough to police that nexus — humanoid robots with sophisticated eyes will walk into the warehouse and instantly say “I count 162,385 nuts and 237,423 bolts, what’s next?” — but for now it is, uh, maybe the last job for humans.
Also, I know I will get emails about it, so I will obligatorily mention the Salad Oil Scandal of 1963, which I suppose could have been prevented if a junior auditor had gone for a swim in the tanks of soybean oil. Actually Wikipedia tells me that the tanks had “a few feet of salad oil floating on top to trick inspectors,” so the auditors would have needed to do a deep dive, ba dum tss.
Things happen
Tesla/SpaceX merger sure why not. Polymarket’s Iran Bets Draw Fresh Disputes and Insider Scrutiny. Insurers’ $1 Trillion Buildup in Private Credit Is Leaving Regulators in the Dust. Blue Owl Fund Outlook Cut to Negative Moody's Ratings cut the outlook on Blue Owl Credit Income Corp (OCIC), a $36 billion private credit fund, to negative from stable due to significantly higher redemption requests than peers in Q1 2026, with investors seeking to withdraw 21.9% of shares—though the firm plans to fulfill only 5%. The downgrade also highlights concentration risk, as most redemptions came from a limited number of investors, and Moody's expects ongoing elevated outflows to erode the fund's strong capital and liquidity. This follows Blue Owl limiting withdrawals from two funds amid historic redemption levels, amid broader private credit pressures including Moody's negative outlook revision for the $400 billion U.S. BDC sector. [read] by Moody’s on Outflows. Barings Barings Private Credit Corp fund capped redemptions at 5% of shares after investors requested to withdraw 11.3% in the first quarter, fulfilling about 44.3% of each shareholder's request on a pro-rata basis. This move aligns with similar actions by peers like Apollo Global, Blue Owl, Ares Management, and BlackRock amid surging redemption pressures from jittery retail investors concerned about transparency, valuations, and AI-related disruptions in private credit. The fund, a non-traded business development company (BDC) investing in illiquid loans with quarterly tender offers, uses the cap to maintain portfolio integrity and avoid forced asset sales. [read] Caps Redemptions as Private Credit Holders Seek 11%. Citi sets aggressive targets for bankers in wealth management unit Based on the search results, here's a summary of the Barings private credit fund news: Barings Private Credit Corp has capped redemptions at 5% of shares after investors requested to withdraw 11.3% in the first quarter. The fund will fulfill approximately 44.3% of repurchase requests on a pro-rata basis. This move reflects broader industry trends, as other major asset managers including Apollo Global, Blue Owl, Ares Management, and BlackRock have implemented similar 5% withdrawal caps amid elevated redemption pressure from retail investors concerned about transparency, valuations, and artificial intelligence-related disruption. Analysts support these redemption gates as they help reduce risks of forced asset sales and large cash drawdowns while preserving portfolio integrity. [read]. Commerzbank Doesn’t See Basis For Deal With UniCredit Commerzbank stated it sees no basis for a deal with UniCredit after recent talks, citing insufficient value upside for shareholders beyond its standalone strategy and UniCredit's unwillingness to offer an adequate premium. The German bank noted multiple interactions occurred, but UniCredit's uncoordinated actions, including an unsolicited takeover offer valuing Commerzbank at around €34.7-35 billion, eroded mutual trust needed for a transaction. Commerzbank plans to focus on its independent growth, potentially upgrading financial targets soon, while remaining open to shareholder dialogue. [read] Following Talks. Iran demands crypto fees The US and Iran have agreed to a two-week ceasefire to halt the ongoing conflict, including American-Israeli military actions, in exchange for Iran reopening the Strait of Hormuz to shipping traffic. As part of the deal, Iran and Oman will charge fees, potentially payable in cryptocurrency, on vessels passing through the strait during this period, amid reports of crypto's role as a war hedge. Markets reacted sharply, with oil prices plunging up to 16% below $100/barrel, stocks surging (e.g., S&P 500 futures +2.5%), and Bitcoin rising, though the ceasefire's fragility raises doubts about longevity. [read] for ships passing Hormuz during ceasefire. A Fire Sale Has U.S. Office Buildings America's office real estate market is experiencing a severe downturn, with some U.S. buildings sold at discounts exceeding 90% of their prior values, exemplified by a Chicago property originally purchased for $68.1 million a decade ago now repurposed as an urban farm and education center. This "fire sale" reflects broader challenges in the sector amid declining demand. [read] Going for 90% Off. Chile Uncovers $917 Million Copper-Theft Ring Chilean authorities dismantled a major copper theft ring through "Operation High Voltage," a multi-agency investigation that uncovered an estimated 817 billion pesos ($917 million) in stolen copper moved between 2020 and 2025, with the network also fraudulently obtaining over 58 billion pesos in export-related VAT refunds. Police conducted coordinated raids on 49 properties across seven regions, resulting in 25 arrests including alleged organization leaders, and seized 187 metric tons of copper (worth approximately $2.2 million), 40 vehicles, and 11 firearms. The criminal network operated by stealing copper and trucking it to the northern port city of Iquique, where it was then shipped in containers to China, demonstrating the sophistication and profitability of copper theft in the world's largest copper-producing country. [read] Shipping to China. ‘Freak Out’ Indicator 智 The Bloomberg article "'Freak Out' Indicator Soars to Record With War Sparking Trader Anxiety," published around April 8, 2026, reports that a "freak out" indicator—likely a measure of trader panic—has reached an all-time high amid escalating war-related tensions. This surge reflects heightened trader anxiety, with mentions of preparations for a Trump-set deadline on Iran contributing to market unease. The piece highlights how geopolitical conflicts are driving extreme volatility and fear in financial markets. [read] Soars to Record With War Sparking Trader Anxiety. Humans Are Losing the Fight Against Flying Fish Humans are losing the fight against invasive Asian carp, which have become a significant threat to boaters in U.S. waterways by leaping aggressively out of the water when disturbed by boat motors. The Wall Street Journal article details how these "flying" fish, originally introduced to control algae but now out of control, can weigh up to 100 pounds and cause injuries like broken jaws, concussions, and deep gashes to boaters, with incidents reported across rivers like the Illinois and Ohio. Efforts to contain the carp—including electric barriers, water guns, and commercial fishing—have failed to curb their spread toward the Great Lakes, prompting urgent calls for better prevention amid growing safety risks. [read]. “Donald Trump … has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or downside risk President Donald Trump threatened on April 7, 2026, via Truth Social that "a whole civilization will die tonight" if Iran fails to meet his deadline to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, while also expressing support for the Iranian people, highlighting contradictions in his rhetoric amid the U.S.-Israel war launched February 28. He reiterated plans to target Iran's power plants and bridges—calling April 8 "Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day"—unless a deal is reached by 8:00 p.m. ET, with ongoing talks involving a moderate Iranian participant. The threats have raised concerns over potential war crimes by targeting civilian infrastructure, per Geneva Conventions, as Israel warns against Iranian rail use amid expected bombings. [read]?”
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